Friday, January 25, 2008

KKatfight

KK and I had a YM conversation last week. He started by saying that he'll show me something and that I shouldn't tell anyone else about it.

He showed me on his webcam a swollen left cheek all gauzed up. He took off the bandages and voila, a gaping wound and some bruising under his left eye.

"OMG, how did this happen?"

Last Saturday, KK and Arthur (a.k.a KK's new guy) went to Subic to attend a private party at the invitation of Arthur's friends.

It turns out that Arthur's ex was also there. KK claims that this ex absolutely has no breeding and his claim to fame is having attended high school in the United States. This guy was also flirting with Arthur in KK's presence. The infuriated KK says:

"Get away from my boyfriend you fucking faggot.

As you would imagine, a catfight ensued.

I can't help but laugh about this, despite KK's battlewounds. It's not exactly a worthy cause. Since it's Arthur's friend's party, most of the people there would know Arthur's ex and would bet on him. And they didn't do only that, they even helped ganging up on KK and Arthur. The couple's companions were more of the femme types who were either just cheering them on or trying (as far as their poise would let them) to break up the fight.

They ended up on the beach, wet, sandy, bruised and bloodied.

It's honestly my first time to hear a first-person account of a brawl between gay guys over ex's. I can't help but imagine that "Mean Girls" cafeteria scene. In this case, it was a testosterone-powered catfight.

1 comment:

the amateur ear said...

Hay naku. They should just have had a threesome.